Flatulant Friday’s Not so Crazy After All!
One sometimes wonders what is going on in those brilliant scientific minds. When we were in school science was our favorite subject. Looks like we would have had a chance! Microbe flatulence could power the fuel cells of the future! Check it:
It sounds like a gag gift instead of serious science, but a new electrical farting machine could improve fuel cell technology by turning C02 in the atmosphere into methane.
Hey, you can’t make this stuff up! (actually we’ve been writing about it for years) We never thought we’d live to see the dream realized. We love science!
Setback: EPA Rules CO2 = Pollution
This is a dangerous ruling indeed. Not only is it likely to lead to higher energy prices even if Congress defeats Cap and Trade, but it means that our government agencies are committed to cooling off the planet when it’s already cooling off! This is anecdotal evidence, sure, but Las Vegas just had their latest ever recorded snowfall!
The last time snow fell in Las Vegas in April was on April 4,1958, making Wednesday’s activity the latest snow sighting recorded to date.
This is the same Spring storm that has paralyzed parts of Colorado and Wyoming with FEET of snow.
Snowfall of 3 to 5 feet has been recorded in the Front Range mountains and foothills with 1 to 3 feet of snow in the higher terrain of Douglas and Elbert Counties.
This has been a very long Winter for much of North America. Cap and Trade legislation, or EPA regulation is exactly the wrong way to go with so much snow and ice on the planet!
Please get your friends involved in Flatulent Friday’s and do what you can to breath out more CO2. Your acts of what may soon be civil disobedience may be our best hope to Stop Global Cooling Now!
Going Green May Cost Jobs and Won’t Warm the Planet
Here’s a surprise. Seems that going with green energy may cost more jobs than it’ll create. I know, I know, President Obama has promised that investing billions in new green technologies will create millions of jobs. Looks like he may have left out one minor detail. That where it’s been tried, green technology has also cost jobs. Like twice as many as it has created! Here’s the article from Bloomberg.com, and here’s an excerpt:
Subsidizing renewable energy in the U.S. may destroy two jobs for every one created if Spain’s experience with windmills and solar farms is any guide.
For every new position that depends on energy price supports, at least 2.2 jobs in other industries will disappear, according to a study from King Juan Carlos University in Madrid.
The worst part according to us here at Stop Global Cooling Now dot com is that going green does NOTHING to warm the planet. Of course it’s hard to show how increasing CO2 in the atmosphere would have any warming affect at all. CO2 is just a smal percent of a percent of the overall make up of our planets atmosphere. Man’s contribution to that is just a smal percent. Still, we can’t give up hope! Think of the children! If this current cooling trend continues then they will have very little Summer to enjoy with their friends. We for one will fight before we let that happen! The next Flatulent Friday is only days away. Won’t you emit some methane for future generations?!
European President Commits Global Warming Heresy
Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus said on March 10, 2009 that Global Warming Alarmism is the problem, not Global Warming! He calls for a debate:
For us the debate is over. Global cooling is here and it must be stopped!
Flatulent Friday’s! Please Pass the Gas
after all, it's all natural
It’s a stinky idea who’s time has come! Flatulent Friday’s are here and you are encouraged to do your part.
Here’s how it works. Every Friday, all day Friday, you are encouraged to pass gas. The wonderful Methane that you emit is much more powerful that mere CO2 when it comes to warming the planet. Perhaps the whole world will start tooting the same tune and we can start warming things up around here!
So grab a can of chili or serve up an extra helping of pinto beans. The gas you pass may save the world from a frozen fate! Let ‘er rip!
Our Voices MUST be Heard!
The debate on Global Warming is NOT over. Check this out from DailyTech.com. Seems that an organization representing 50,000 physicists disagrees with the UN’s IPCC report. Not only that, but this:
In an email to DailyTech, Monckton says, “I was dismayed to discover that the IPCC’s 2001 and 2007 reports did not devote chapters to the central ‘climate sensitivity’ question, and did not explain in proper, systematic detail the methods by which they evaluated it. When I began to investigate, it seemed that the IPCC was deliberately concealing and obscuring its method.”
The conclusion?
Monckton, who was the science advisor to Britain’s Thatcher administration, says natural variability is the cause of most of the Earth’s recent warming. “In the past 70 years the Sun was more active than at almost any other time in the past 11,400 years … Mars, Jupiter, Neptune’s largest moon, and Pluto warmed at the same time as Earth.”
We MUST get government to reverse it’s dangerous policy of fighting global warming. They risk the risk of aiding the current cooling trend and helping to spiral us into a frozen abyss! (I love mixing metaphors)
Please, tell all of your friends about our efforts. Leave a light on (not one of those stupid mercury filled ones either) for a warmer planet! Get your family involved in Flatulent Friday’s. The gas you pass today may be the gas that warms the world!
Greenhouse “Gas”
Fill 'er up!
People are crazy. This is what it’s come to. I wrote about this months before but it was in the news again today. Seems that the livestock in New Zealand “emit” 90% of that countries methane! Now THAT is greenhouse GAS!
GREAT news. Scientists may have found a way to cut down on these offensive emissions! From the article:
“Our agricultural research organisation just last week was able to map the genome … that causes methane in ruminant animals and we believe we can vaccinate against (that),” Phil Goff told a conference in Paris.
For us, they are going about this all in the wrong way. If some farm animals (most, we guess) are releasing all of this gas, why not capture it and solve some of our energy problems? Gas-o-line is almost $4 a gallon with predictions of higher prices in the future. Why can’t we develop the cow chip engine? Running low on fuel? Head to a rural area and crumble some “chips” into your tank and you are back on the road!
Really. It’s a time who’s solution has come. or the other way around.
or something.
